If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11
A its already done for you
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
