Burial jokes
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.