Burial jokes
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.