Burial jokes
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Community talk
https://freefy.app/album/472004280/the-decemberists/burial-ground
GENESIS 23 The Death of Sarah 1Sarah lived to be a hundred and twenty-seven years old. 2She died at Kiriath Arba (that is, Hebron) in the land of Canaan, and Abraham went to mourn for Sarah and to weep over her. 3Then Abraham rose from beside his dead wife and spoke to the Hittites. He said, 4“I am a foreigner and stranger among you. Sell me some property for a burial site here so I can bury my dead.” 5The Hittites r… Read more