Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Burial Jokes
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
