Burial jokes
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Community talk
Grave. Site.
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GENESIS 23 The Death of Sarah 1Sarah lived to be a hundred and twenty-seven years old. 2She died at Kiriath Arba (that is, Hebron) in the land of Canaan, and Abraham went to mourn for Sarah and to weep over her. 3Then Abraham rose from beside his dead wife and spoke to the Hittites. He said, 4“I am a foreigner and stranger among you. Sell me some property for a burial site here so I can bury my dead.” 5The Hittites r… Read more