Burial memes

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.