Burial jokes
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.