How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Burial Jokes
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
