Burial jokes
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.