Burial jokes
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.