I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
