Burial

Burial jokes

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.