My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11
A its already done for you
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
