What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.