What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
