What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
