Burial

Burial Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.

Ash

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

Friend

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Hole

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

Garden

I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

Loyalty

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Mama

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Mama

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

People

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Woman

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.