Building jokes
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do you call a room with no doors?
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻