Building jokes
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.