Building jokes

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

Two of my grandpas died in WW2.

Their tower fell over.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.