Building jokes

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.