Building jokes

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Two of my grandpas died in WW2.

Their tower fell over.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

What do you call a cute door?

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.