Building jokes

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

In Washington D.C.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.