Building jokes

Two of my grandpas died in WW2.

Their tower fell over.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

So he could get into high school.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.