Building jokes
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
welp u alr know what it is
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.