Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
