Building jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
I donβt trust stairs because theyβre always up to something.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.