Building jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
welp u alr know what it is
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.