Building jokes
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
I donβt trust stairs because theyβre always up to something.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I feel like the Twin Towers, Iβm broken.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.