Building jokes
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!