Building jokes
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.