Building jokes
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Memes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.