What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
