Building jokes
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.