Building jokes

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.