Building jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.