Building jokes
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.