Building jokes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.