Building jokes

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?