Building jokes
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.