Building jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What do you call a cute door?
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.