Building Jokes

Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well

what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane

A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.

why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?