Building jokes
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.