Building jokes
A burrito walked off a building.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Walls.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."