Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
what do you call stephen hawking in a burning building Hot wheels
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
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life as an elevator has its ups and downs
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
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Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.
