Building jokes
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What do you call a cute door?
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."