Building

Building jokes

Time

    • I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

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    • Portal

    • Me walking in to the office:

    Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

    Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

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    • Plane

    • What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

    A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

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    • Kid

    • A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

    The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.

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    • Building memes

    Emo

    • - The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

    - How did the gay person die? Homicide.

    - Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

    - When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

    - I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

    - I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

    - How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

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    • Wall

    • When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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    • People

    • Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

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    • Tower

    • I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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    • 9/11

    • Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

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