Building jokes
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
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Funny Test Answers #6
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
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I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.