Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
you.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
