Building jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
you.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.