I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
What does my family and the twin towers have in common: We both played jenga
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11
why were the twin towers mad when they ordered pizza
One arived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
i hate stairs their always up to something
