why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
"wanna hear a construction joke" "yeah sure" "wait im still working on it"
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
