Building jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.