Building jokes
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?