Building jokes
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Memes
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.