Building jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Memes
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.