Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
You know how there were like...two towers..i had so much fun playing jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
*Knock knock*
Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded
Knock knock Whos there Idont know but the twin towers do
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
whats the twin towers' favorite type of transport? PLANES
