What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Building Jokes
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
