Building jokes
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Rice Middle School
A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.