What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
