Building jokes
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Funny Test Answers #6
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.