Building jokes
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.