Building jokes
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"