Building jokes
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
I'll rate this a 9/11.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.