Building jokes
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What is a good time?
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.