Building jokes
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Memes
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?