Building Jokes

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

Two Minions are sitting in the cockpit of a plane. In front of them, outside the window, are the twin towers of the World Trade Center.

The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?

In the mooseum.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.