Building jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
โI guess we are going down together!โ
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Memes
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. ๐
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
I'll rate this a 9/11.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but Iโll have to post it later because Iโm still working on it.