Building jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Memes
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.