Building jokes
What does a house wear?
A dress.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
York High School is the best school ever!
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
you.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.