Building jokes
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Tilted Towers is gone.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.