Building jokes
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
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Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"