Building jokes
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.