What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Building Jokes
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
