How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
York High School is the best school ever!
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
you.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
