Building jokes
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.