Building jokes
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Tilted Towers is gone.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.