A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
Building Jokes
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
York High School is the best school ever!
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
you.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
