Building jokes
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.