Building jokes
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What did you call a school that got blown up?
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.