Building jokes
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is a good time?
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
I did a good job of being home from school.
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?