It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Building Jokes
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What did you call a school that got blown up?
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
