How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Orphans and Pencils
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. You know orphans, right? Kids without parents. And you know broken pencils, yeah? They can't be sharpened to a point. So, get it? "No points" as in, like, they're pointless... and also, they don't have parents to point them in the right direction. It's a sad joke, made for simpletons like yourself.