What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
