Bro

Bro jokes

Friend

  • The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."

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  • Hitler

  • Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

    Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

    Wheelchair

  • Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

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  • Drug

  • Man: *steals drink*

    Boy: bro😭😭

    Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

    Boy: That had drugs.

    Man: ....

    Punch

  • When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

    Hairline

  • Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

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  • Brother

  • A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

    Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

    Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

    Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

    Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

    He came in twice.

    (like if u understand)

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