Bridge jokes

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.

Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

What makes sad people jump? A bridge.

how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.