Emo's Friend

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, dummy! This emo is making fun of themselves and their sad lives. They say they're gonna tell their mom like a little baby, then ask where to find a high bridge, hinting at doing a permanent sleepy sleep. But they say it's "for a friend" because they have no friends. Get it now, slowpoke?