Break Jokes

crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG

Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".

What heppened when the American broke his arm...

He went broke

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.

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What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

It was pornography class, and there was a break.

Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..

Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!

Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?

Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....

Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: Wheres the D?

Adult 2: Inside me...

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What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?

A: They keep breaking records!

"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"