When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted
Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Last night I had the strangest dream !
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition? He saw flashing lights
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
don't break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones... they have 206.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
