"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Spade Jokes
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Teddy
Ur mum.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
bill tran
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Bill, that's racist!
"Bill, never do that again."
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
