Spade jokes
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Ur mum.
Teddy
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
bill tran
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Bill, that's racist!
"Bill, never do that again."
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
