Spade jokes
Teddy
Ur mum.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
"Bill, never do that again."
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Bill, that's racist!
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
bill tran
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
