Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Teddy
ur mum
what do u call a gold digger? a miner
bill tran
bill never do that again
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades” all I saw was a slave home!
bill thats racist
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade. John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping
