Spade jokes
Teddy
Ur mum.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
"Bill, never do that again."
bill tran
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
Bill, that's racist!
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Spinach
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
