Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
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The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
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i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
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