Break jokes
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
KHONSHU
Unless you wanna die
the rick roll lol
This explains a lot
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Community talk
You'll notice if i leave not if i go missing or absent You'll notice when im almost gone but not when im thinking of it Youll notice when i break but not when im breaking
I'm back, I never leave I guess but I guess it was good to take a break
hello everyone, I decided for my own health to take a break for a while and don't worry I'll pop in to say hi every now and then but I just need to focus on my health and school, I love you all and thank you for being there for me and being my friends.