Bionicle meme jokes

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.