Croc jokes

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

What is a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka-cola!