Croc jokes

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Cousins make dozens.

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.