Croc jokes

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Cousins make dozens.

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?