Croc jokes

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!

What is a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka-cola!

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.