1, 2 Buckle My Shoe

Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is easy peasy. It's riffing on that old nursery rhyme, "1, 2, Buckle My Shoe." But instead of finishing the rhyme with "7, 8, lay them straight", it goes, "5, 6 Nike kicks!" Get it? It's like, shoes, but make it fashion. And you over there, probably still wearing Velcro shoes.