Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
