Brain jokes

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.

One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"

"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.

"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.

"Are you mad?" The police asked.

"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.

"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.

"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.

Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

What do you call an Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!