Me and the boys are cool
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
what do you call a boy panera bread
panera balls
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs
i have a little john
disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Yooby Fo Birthday boy
Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
