Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So He can call someone Daddy.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"
a girl asked ̈can i have some nuts too? ̈ boy: ̈sure what ones;) ̈
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
