What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer
They never get old
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
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my brother when he sees a girl
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
