Boy jokes

He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.