Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
