What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: seeing others happy Doctor : ok so what makes you happy? Me: seeing stupid people in misery or agony Doctor: Well that's rather sadistic. Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child... Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy? Me: there's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
My sister asked where is my book ....me..: itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right know It’s impossible to put down
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
