Book jokes

Do you know Warrior Cats?

I heard Hawkfrost is cold.

My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."

I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?

I speak for the trees.

*Trees whisper in my ear*

They said six million wasn't enough.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

What is the best way to end a cookbook?

And that’s a wrap!

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.

It’s impossible to put down.

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?

Well, I just can't seem to put it down.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.

Someone else: How was it?

Me: It's a long story.

My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!