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Book jokes

I speak for the trees.

*Trees whisper in my ear*

They said six million wasn't enough.

I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.

It’s impossible to put down.

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

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  • This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.

    The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"

    I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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