Bone jokes
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What instrument can a skeleton never play? An organ.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
You are annoying lolllllllll.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.