What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Rocks rock and crack!
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
which mineral is impolite
IRONically
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
