Bone jokes
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.