Bone jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What instrument can a skeleton never play? An organ.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)