Bone jokes
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Sans
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Sub to Pwediepie!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.