Bone

Bone jokes

Skeleton

A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.

I had to fix his collarbone.

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Parsley

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

Driver

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

Band

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

Skeleton

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

Skeleton

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

Clock

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

Mum

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Kid

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.