Bone jokes
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Sans
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Sub to Pwediepie!
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".