I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
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What skieleton does Crap-ton of skieleton
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How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What is a skeleton’s favourite singer? Pelvis Presley
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What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
what do you call animal under ground, a fossil.
In the realm where words wander free, A tale unfolds, unbounded and carefree, Jayden, a curious soul, embarks on a quest, An enigmatic journey, where desires manifest.
Marching through the corridors of cyberspace, He delves into realms of passion and grace, With a click and a glance, a world awakes, As pixels dance, his curiosity takes.
In the dimly lit room, shadows play, Jayden surrenders to this clandestine display, A voyeur to fantasies, unspoken and raw, He gazes upon screens, an uncharted draw.
Whispers of temptation echo in his ears, As he navigates through fantasies and fears, The allure of the forbidden, an intoxicating call, Jayden's senses entangled, in a mesmerizing thrall.
But amidst the symphony of moans and sighs, A realization dawns, awakening his eyes, For behind the allure, a truth is revealed, In the depths of this world, a heart left concealed.
Within the flickering scenes of pleasure's masquerade, Lies a yearning for connection, a soul's crusade, Jayden, march forward, beyond the screens, Seek the embrace of love, where true beauty gleams.
For within the realm of flesh and bone, A deeper fulfillment can truly be known, In the tender touch, in the warmth of a kiss, Lies a bliss beyond pixels, a love that won't dismiss.
So, let Jayden march, with newfound grace, From the fantasies that once held his embrace, For the world awaits, with its wonders untold, Where love reigns supreme, a story yet to unfold.
here's a joke - your life
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
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How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
