Bone jokes
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!