My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
what do you call my dick , A. a monster
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Her Name was Lola She was a loner At the Copa I saw her And i just wanted to bone her !!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit (just eat your spaguetti)
what did the funny bone say to the skin your not humeris i am
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme? Ken Bone
