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I'll break your bones, b*tch.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Sub to Pwediepie!
Friend 1- How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain? Me- He could feel it in his bones Friend 1- No, he read the forcast you fucking idiot
Heheh ;3
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .
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just kidding now watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
