What is a dog's favorite snack?
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There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
In the realm where words wander free, A tale unfolds, unbounded and carefree, Jayden, a curious soul, embarks on a quest, An enigmatic journey, where desires manifest.
Marching through the corridors of cyberspace, He delves into realms of passion and grace, With a click and a glance, a world awakes, As pixels dance, his curiosity takes.
In the dimly lit room, shadows play, Jayden surrenders to this clandestine display, A voyeur to fantasies, unspoken and raw, He gazes upon screens, an uncharted draw.
Whispers of temptation echo in his ears, As he navigates through fantasies and fears, The allure of the forbidden, an intoxicating call, Jayden's senses entangled, in a mesmerizing thrall.
But amidst the symphony of moans and sighs, A realization dawns, awakening his eyes, For behind the allure, a truth is revealed, In the depths of this world, a heart left concealed.
Within the flickering scenes of pleasure's masquerade, Lies a yearning for connection, a soul's crusade, Jayden, march forward, beyond the screens, Seek the embrace of love, where true beauty gleams.
For within the realm of flesh and bone, A deeper fulfillment can truly be known, In the tender touch, in the warmth of a kiss, Lies a bliss beyond pixels, a love that won't dismiss.
So, let Jayden march, with newfound grace, From the fantasies that once held his embrace, For the world awaits, with its wonders untold, Where love reigns supreme, a story yet to unfold.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
Papyrus: Sans I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent . Sans: what do you call them? Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU LAZY BONES!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
im 14 i have had sex before, I have 206 bones in my body but when im with my gf i have 207
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Her Name was Lola She was a loner At the Copa I saw her And i just wanted to bone her !!
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
