Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
What is a skeleton ́s favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
"Don't break a persons heart, they only have one."
"yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
What did a Skeleton say when he's alone?
I'm so Bonely..
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
How does a skeleton call his friends? ON THE TELE-BONE!!!!
Q. What's the difference between an AISH worker and a dog? A. You don't have to pry open the dog's mouth to give it the bone.