Bone

Bone Jokes

im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out

"Don't break a persons heart, they only have one."

"yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"

how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.

*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree

Q. What's the difference between an AISH worker and a dog? A. You don't have to pry open the dog's mouth to give it the bone.