Bone jokes
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!