A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
