Iss jokes
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”
Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”
Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”
Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”
Humanity.
iran
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
The Stigg is a joke.
Community
guess who’s in ISS
I have returned from prison (ISS) and since everything was blocked someone pls fill me in and no prison didn't turn me gay
Did i make the right decision?
i had my edgenuity assignment open and it would lock my answers even if i wasn't done and my math teacher told me to not be on my computer so i listen and i worked on the notes with the class mid way through them he tells me to put my computer away and it's already almost dead so i tell him i'm working and i don't got to since my assignments open so he forces my computer shut and sends me to the office but i didn't go and finished my assignment so yeah now i'm in ISS (In School Suspension).