Body jokes
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Memes
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
When I walk to school, I fart.
I am a fat girl.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.