Body jokes
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
I am a fat girl.
When I walk to school, I fart.