Body jokes
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
When I walk to school, I fart.
I am a fat girl.