Body jokes
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Jelianis' forehead😈
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
OPOSSUM
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
They are hairy.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.