Body jokes
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
I am a fat girl.
When I walk to school, I fart.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!