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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!

Side

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Mom

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

Mother

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Sex

What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?

There are 40 of them.

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  • Standard

    I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

    Dentist

    "I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

    He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

    Brain

    You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

    Bone

    "Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."

    "Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"