Body jokes
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Memes
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
When I walk to school, I fart.
I am a fat girl.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.