Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Body Jokes
When I walk to school, I fart.
I am a fat girl.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
