Body jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

What is a queef?

Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

A girl has small balls.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."