Body jokes
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Memes
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Butthole.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!