Body jokes
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!