Body jokes

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

Butthole.

What did the man's dick say to the man?

I just can't "hand"le it!

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."

I have a fat ass.

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?

Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.