Body jokes
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Memes
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Butthole.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.