Body jokes
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
I have no legs.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Jugs!
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.