Body jokes
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Butthole.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
I have a fat ass.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.