Body jokes
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Butthole.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.