Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
