Body jokes
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.